вЂ“ My beard keeps growing its very own beard.
вЂ“ Hey, breasts. One time a football was thrown by me so very hard, we nearly dropped my whiskey, but I became in a position to get it with my elephant trunk of a penis.
вЂ“ Hilary Clinton actually seems like sheвЂ™s positioning herself to just take a run at president in 2016. IвЂ™d like to put my groin to simply take a run at you.
вЂ“ Just enrolled for medical insurance via Obamacare. Claims it covers my dependents too. Continue reading