– My beard keeps growing its very own beard.
– Hey, breasts. One time a football was thrown by me so very hard, we nearly dropped my whiskey, but I became in a position to get it with my elephant trunk of a penis.
POLITICAL OPENERS:
– Hilary Clinton actually seems like she’s positioning herself to just take a run at president in 2016. I’d like to put my groin to simply take a run at you.
– Just enrolled for medical insurance via Obamacare. Claims it covers my dependents too. Continue reading